Friday, March 26, 2010

My name is Marley and I am a Chewer.....

My name is Marley and I am a Chewer.....I chew everything. I just can't stop myself. It all began when I was a little puppy...

I chew tennis balls.....and golf balls. I chew them to absolute nothingness.

I chewed this doggy toy to destruction in one sitting at 12 weeks old

I can't help myself.....

Nearly done....head is gone....but this rope is a bit tangly

Even my favourite Bunny toy that I came home with....Mummy had to keep sewing his ears back on...until finally he was unfixable.

The football rocket was very yummy too.....

Months on....and still chewing

Sometimes I chew things that it's okay to chew like my favourite pigs ears

I don't know how many golf balls I've chewed in my life, but there always seems to be more to find and destroy. Mummy keeps throwing them away and then I find another one in our doggy toy basket. They're Jasper's for his game of ball - but I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF....I'm sorry....think I need help.

I really am sorry Mummy - for all the school shoes I've chewed...for all the socks that I find and put holes in....for the cushion corners...they're particularly yummy...and especially for your good black shoes that I ruined.

I know you can't stay angry at this face?

1 comment:

  1. Rouky is a major chewer too! He is almost 10 months now and he's still into it. He chews his toys... and lots of forbidden things too... He's lucky to have such an irresistible pretty face like Marley!