It's very hot and humid here today and we're all inside with the air conditioning on. Mummy gave us a pigs ear each for morning tea. Marley the tattle tale ran into the kitchen to get Mummy barking and whining. I don't know why. I was just laying here....innocently minding my own business...
"Ahhem!" she said. "Jasper did you steal Marley's pigs ear again?"
"Who me? I wouldn't....I couldn't....Well I never! With these big eyes and gorgeous face you're calling me a thief... I am insulted. Sniff! Sniff! How could you Mummy?"
"He he he....she's gone.....suffer Marley...I got away with it again!"
Marley: "Ho hum.... I'll let him think that. This pigs ear is bigger and I had already eaten half of mine. The jokes on you Jasper."