"Har Har Me Hearties!"
"It's Pirate Marley!"
"....With a Hawaiin lai? And er... a cowboy scarf? Oh and a babies knit jumper? Oh well we can't be fussy about these things.... so... just pretend I'm a pirate okay!
PS. (Just in case you're wondering...no I don't sit around dressing up my doggies hee hee...I have a littlie here that loves to do that.)